Snowman Puke

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Recipe by pile of brown Uploaded by Drimble Wedge

Tired of getting baggies of mini marshmallows that claim to be "snowman poop?" I was too.


  • 4 egg whites
  • 2c powdered sugar
  • 2c corn flakes
  • 2c pretzel sticks (you may want to crush them lightly/break them in half)
  • 2c coconut flakes/shredded coconut
  • 2c chocolate chips
  • 1/2 tsp salt


Heat oven to 350

Whip the eggs whites to stiff peaks. SLOWLY sift in the powdered sugar and the salt while continuing to mix.

In a separate bowl mix everything else together. Fold in the egg mixture.

Drop onto a cookie sheet with parchment paper. These cookies stick like little bastards so you definitely want parchment paper. Bake them for 8-12 minutes, or until they JUST start turning brown. Let them cool on the cookie sheet, if you try to move them while they are hot they will fall apart. The cookies eat best after they have cooled completely, if they are still warm sometimes the middle will have an unpleasant gooey texture.

If it's exceptionally humid where you live you will need to keep them in an airtight container or they will get sticky.

You can pretty much substitute anything you want for the dry stuff. I have used both white chocolate chips and butterscotch chips instead of chocolate, and I like them both better.