Blueberry Burger

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Recipe originally submitted to GBSFood by Mr. Sebastian, Submitted here by Lovelee. All typos and references to nonexistent pictures have been lovingly preserved.

Summary[edit]

I spotted this somewhere, and thought it might be crazy enough to work. I made a few changes.

Ingredients[edit]

(lovelee: unfortunately, they were all in the picture, which I don't have.)

Here's everything I used. Dried blueberries are very expensive, but also very tasty. I forgot to put the oatmeal in the picture. You can't tell, can you?

Procedures[edit]

Then you put the blueberries in a food processor and puree them. I don't have a food processor, so I had to use a blender.

Mmm, blueberries. That thing was a bitch to clean out.

Put the blueberries, the meat, and about 1/2 cup of oatmeal into a bowl.

Mix.

I made them into 8 burgers instead of 4 for better heat transfer. It doesn't really matter what you do.

Grill (The normal burgers are for someone who was being a wimp about the blueberries). The fucking grill ran out of propane so I had to finish them in the microwave. Fuck you, grill. Fuck you.

Obligatory animal shot.

Serve. I thought they were pretty good. The blueberries added a nice subtle sweetness to them, and the sharp cheese contrasted nicely. I wouldn't eat it very often, but it would be a nice dish to have once in a while.